Bangladesh eyes Africa as Middle-East job markets shrink

[Nike]

Africa already saturated by Indonesian Indomie noodle, they worshipping it literally

 

[DalalErMaNodi]

Africa already saturated by Indonesian Indomie noodle, they worshipping it literally

I only eat indomie noodles so much better than that Maggi crap.

I've had it some many times, I have learnt that special chicken flavour translates into rasa ayam spesial... Correct me if I'm wrong.


Like I look at the packet atleast four or five times a week, when I snack on noodles.


Sometimes, I eat the noodle cake raw, last time I revealed this fact, some users found it disgusting lol.

 

[Nike]

I only eat indomie noodles so much better than that Maggi crap.

I've had it some many times, I have learnt that special chicken flavour translates into rasa ayam spesial... Correct me if I'm wrong.


Like I look at the packed atleast four or five times a week, when I snack on noodles.


Sometimes, I eat noodle cake raw, last time I revealed this fact, some users found it disgusting lol.

Lol, just as i thought Indomie is already penetrated deep into many culture around the world just like Coke Cola and Pepsi.

Nigerian conglomerate group like Dangote and Dufil Prima is Indonesia Salim group partner to expand the brand accross west African nation and deep into Nigeria culture since 1995. There is much to do to expand business into Africa, as they are land of opportunity especially when old market like Europe and US is on problem like now.

 

[Arthur]

Sometimes, I eat the noodle cake raw, last time I revealed this fact, some users found it disgusting lol.

Eww....that's disgusting.

 

[DalalErMaNodi]

Eww....that's disgusting.

Khet


If you want to be like us Marufs, you gotta try it, else you'll be stuck at Shujon level.

 

[Arthur]

Khet

If you want to be like us Marufs, you gotta try it, else you'll be stuck at Shujon level.

I thought I was already at the Rafique level?

 

[jamahir]

If you want to be like us Marufs, you gotta try it, else you'll be stuck at Shujon level.

I thought I was already at the Rafique level?

"Rafique" is a word I have been reading among the Bangladeshis for some days. What does it mean ? And who is a Maruf and Shujon ?

 

[DalalErMaNodi]

I thought I was already at the Rafique level?

Shujon is upgraded level of rafique, you got upgraded when you told me you grew up in nasirabad.

 

[Arthur]

Shujon is upgraded level of rafique, you got upgraded when you told me you grew up in nasirabad.

Okk....

But trying uncooked noddle cakes just to be upgraded to maruf level.... that's too much... never gonna happen...

I better stick to my usual snacks... nonta-mishti & chanachur jhalmuri... much better....

 

[DalalErMaNodi]

"Rafique" is a word I have been reading among the Bangladeshis for some days. What does it mean ? And who is a Maruf and Shujon ?

How to explain this.....

Do you know how people who visit 'Pleasure centres' are called 'Johns', similarly Bangladeshi ones are called Rafique, Shujon and Maruf.


Rafique is base level pays for breakfast and forcefully eats the cake.

Shujon is next level, agrees to pay for full service, but after plumbing services slips away to the bathroom for a shower and slips out without paying to the ire of the aunty. He only pays booking fee at the entrance.



Maruf is the final level, Marufs have ascended normal human threshold for being sneaky, slimy John's, they don't pay for services, the girls pay them.


But all of these three are nothing compared to Subramanian, Rakesh and Shonjoy.



Hope this clears it up, some of this highly classified information, so I can't go into specifics.

 

[Nilgiri]

OK, pay $3000 per trip and it will be certainly a lucrative investment. But, why so many forward forecast when even not a single meeting has taken place in Dhaka or in any African Capital between BD and others. If this is true, then it is another fake p;roject without essence. Do you guys think just a newspaper proposal will allow BD to get million acre lands in Africa? Please, be practical. It is just another news to please BD members in the PDF.

"By the way, Fufu is very much a staple food common in many West African countries. It is prepared by mixing and pounding separate equal portions of cassava and green plantain flour thoroughly with water. Other flours can take the place of cassava flour, such as semolina, maize flour or mashed plantains".

So, what foods the benevolent GoB wants to produce there? Certainly, it is not rice. It may not be produced there.

BD can also look at things like groundnut production etc there in Africa....either for direct dry consumption or you can make into cooking oil.

 

[Bilal9]

How to explain this.....

Do you know how people who visit 'Pleasure centres' are called 'Johns', similarly Bangladeshi ones are called Rafique, Shujon and Maruf.


Rafique is base level pays for breakfast and forcefully eats the cake.

Shujon is next level, agrees to pay for full service, but after plumbing services slips away to the bathroom for a shower and slips out without paying to the ire of the aunty. He only pays booking fee at the entrance.



Maruf is the final level, Marufs have ascended normal human threshold for being sneaky, slimy John's, they don't pay for services, the girls pay them.


But all of these three are nothing compared to Subramanian, Rakesh and Shonjoy.



Hope this clears it up, some of this highly classified information, so I can't go into specifics.

Ha ha ha this is damned hilarious. Thank you for explaining...

 

[Nike]

Okk....

But trying uncooked noddle cakes just to be upgraded to maruf level.... that's too much... never gonna happen...

I better stick to my usual snacks... nonta-mishti & chanachur jhalmuri... much better....

Try to fry them first.

 

[bluesky]

Getting land depends all on the investor not Bangladeshi government. After all it is him who will invest. But as the article indicated all the labors and their families can get a 10 year work visa to stay in the country where investment is made.

By the way Dhaka to Lagos round trip is around $1500 using Emirates not $3000.

Only major concern you can raise with this project is whether this investment opportunity will be used by certain businessman to do money laundering.

I will ask you again about this project after 3 months, 6 months, 9 months and so on to know about the progress of producing and importing FUFU from the African countries. I understand rice is not their staple food because it cannot be produced there.

So, now get used to eating this FUFU because it causes constipation too high. People in Bd may not go to toilets for one week if they eat FUFU. Instead of talking about air ticket prices, please get yourself ready not to use toilets. It will make WASA happy, though, because it will have to supply less water.

BD can also look at things like groundnut production etc there in Africa....either for direct dry consumption or you can make into cooking oil.

Please don't talk like our BD brats in the PDF. Is it necessary for us to go to Africa, cultivate groundnuts, walnuts or coconuts there and import the items? We can pay and import the items now. Pay in dollars and they will happily send them. This is the real world of trade and business, and not what our PDF brats claim here incessantly.

- PDF brats do not really know that west African cotton is a long fiber one better than Indian ones. BD proposed to import them a few years back and their Embassies finally answered it would take 5 months for a container ship to reach Chittagong.
- 5 months is a long time for the importers. They can import from India in one month. So, BD govt proposed to build a few warehouses in Chittagong, cotton would be shipped at the relevant countries' discretion to the warehouse, our traders would choose a product, pay the money and take the cotton to their spinning mills.
- However, these African countries could not even do this small thing.

I personally liked the BD initiative and hope something related (not FUFU) will happen this time like:

- Our traders (Trading Associations) build warehouses in some African ports.
- They stock goods in the season.
- They receive orders from BD importers and ship. It will take just over one month to reach Chittagong.

However, our brats want BD to buy land, cultivate FUFU and import it to cause severe constipation. Medical doctors will be happy at that, no doubt.

 

[namefield_empty]

How to explain this.....

Do you know how people who visit 'Pleasure centres' are called 'Johns', similarly Bangladeshi ones are called Rafique, Shujon and Maruf.


Rafique is base level pays for breakfast and forcefully eats the cake.

Shujon is next level, agrees to pay for full service, but after plumbing services slips away to the bathroom for a shower and slips out without paying to the ire of the aunty. He only pays booking fee at the entrance.



Maruf is the final level, Marufs have ascended normal human threshold for being sneaky, slimy John's, they don't pay for services, the girls pay them.


But all of these three are nothing compared to Subramanian, Rakesh and Shonjoy.



Hope this clears it up, some of this highly classified information, so I can't go into specifics.

Lmao, this post deserves a 'positive rating'.