Any Guess, who are going to be candidates for next President of India?

[Soumitra]

Advani or Murli Manohar Joshi.

I would say, BJP should go for a Muslim or SC/ST candidate. That way, it will be kind of political master stroke and help prestitutes climb down a bit, will also improve image of BJP to good extent with 2019 in mind.

@jamahir for president

He will ban

1. Sanghis
2. Capitalists
3. Dogs
4. Motorcycles
5. IT Companies
6. Democracy - Only Communism or Direct Democracy allowed

He will convert Rashtrapati Bhavan into a monument for Gajendra Chowhan

 

[MilSpec]

All the employees of Rashtrapati Bhawan will resign en mass.
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WHY mr SOLAR, ................. I ASK WHY......... TONIGHT THE NATION WANT'S ANSWER WHY WOULD YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT ABOUT ARNAB GOSWAMI....

 

[Abba_Dabba_Jabba]

India will witness first "dharna" infront of Rashtrapati Bhawan!! by Rashtrapati himself.

You nailed it bro..
All the RB employee might be forced to wear/have topi, Mostache(except women(for obvious reasons)) & muffler, otherwise they all will be considered BJP agent.

 

[thesolar65]

WHY mr SOLAR, ................. I ASK WHY......... TONIGHT THE NATION WANT'S ANSWER WHY WOULD YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT ABOUT ARNAB GOSWAMI....

I think I made my point clear....with that capita lettered sentence!!

@GURU DUTT , @he-man, @Manindra forgot to tag you. Any comment??

 

[Manindra]

I think I made my point clear....with that capita lettered sentence!!

@GURU DUTT , @he-man, @Manindra forgot to tag you. Any comment??

Pranab Da should be re elected.

 

[jamahir]

@jamahir for president

He will ban

1. Sanghis
2. Capitalists
3. Dogs
4. Motorcycles
5. IT Companies
6. Democracy - Only Communism or Direct Democracy allowed

1. rather than "president" as title, i would prefer a humble "general secretary".

2. direct-democracy, guided by socialism and proceeding towards communism, is true democracy.

3. i will ban reactionaries from other religions too.

but you are bang on about the rest.

He will convert Rashtrapati Bhavan into a monument for Gajendra Chowhan

you mean farmer gajendra singh.

 

[GURU DUTT]

I think I made my point clear....with that capita lettered sentence!!

@GURU DUTT , @he-man, @Manindra forgot to tag you. Any comment??

i think NaMo wants someone like LK Advani for president but advani ji is too old so i think after ritirment he just might propose shri A K doval for president

 

[Stephen Cohen]

i think NaMo wants someone like LK Advani for president but advani ji is too old so i think after ritirment he just might propose shri A K doval for president

And ALLOW the Pakistanis to sleep Happily

Doval gives them Nightmares

 

[GURU DUTT]

And ALLOW the Pakistanis to sleep Happily

Doval gives them Nightmares

thats the whole point ..... isnt it

 

[jamahir]

I wish APJ Abdul kalam was still alive.

Btw @thesolar65 you should have added a few names so that we could have voted for our fav candidates.

Hmmm....let me guess 1. Amitabh Bachhan. 2. Narayan Murthy, 3. Murli Manohar Joshi, 4. Ratan Tata (after retirement) 5. Waheeda Rehman??

1. sitaram yechury.

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[Baby-5]

@jamahir for president

He will ban

1. Sanghis
2. Capitalists
3. Dogs
4. Motorcycles
5. IT Companies
6. Democracy - Only Communism or Direct Democracy allowed

7. Karwa Chauth.
8. Burkas.
9. and Sunny Leone
women take a stand, stop karva chauth

 

[livingdead]

A low caste muslim award winning writer from the north east, with a Christian wife from Tamilnadu.

ha ha... good one.

 

[jamahir]

7. Karwa Chauth.
8. Burkas.
9. and Sunny Leone
women take a stand, stop karva chauth

i won't ban ms. leone if she fattens up.

 

[vsdoc]

i won't ban ms. leone if she fattens up.

Sunny is nice.

A little short in the legs if one wants to nit pick.

But fat? Whatever for man.

 

[Baby-5]

i won't ban ms. leone if she fattens up.

You mean Mrs. She is already married (third time). one more to score for equilibrium.