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Suresh Kalmadi Jokes | Commonwealth Games Mess | Gill | Sheila Dikshit | Delhi CWG - Oneindia News
Noted cartoonist Irfan Khan, who on Sep 23 inaugurated a very unique collection inspired by the Commonwealth Games mess, is not the only one to see a comic angle to the shameful ordeal.
Buzz up!
The mounting criticism against the Delhi Games has no doubt enraged the common man. This anger, however, has evolved into laughter for many.
Laughter therapy is after all the best anger management device.
Here are some jokes on Commonwealth Games, Suresh Kalmadi, Sports Minister MS Gill and Delhi Chief Minister Sheila Dikshit that cropped up on the internet:
"Ba ba Kalmadi, have you any shame. No sir, No sir, we are having a Common Loot Game. Crores for my partner, crores for the dame, crores for me too, for spoiling India's name!"
"Suresh Kalmadi walked into a bar. The bartender was still spraying pesticides over the barley plants. It was the best bar ever."
"Bhagwan Ram patched up with Allah so that the focus remains on KALMADI."
"A collapse a day keeps the athletes away." (Parody of the saying 'An Apple a day keeps the doctor away')
"AMAZING BUT TRUE: If you re-arrange the letters "Sir U made lakhs" you get "SURESH KALMADI!!!"
"Sheila Dixit to Kalmadi: Delhi badnaam hui darling tere liye!" (Using the famous song 'Munni Badnaam' from Bollywood movie 'Dabangg')
"Compromise proposal for Ayodhya: Let the Hindus construct a temple, but the project must be led by Kalmadi."
"Rain rain go away, Kalmadi wants to come out and play. Lyrics by MS Gill, sung by Mani Shankar Aiyar, music by AR Rahman"
"Gill calling himself a sports lover is like Shiney Ahuja declaring himself to be a feminist."
"Bulk SMS ban was for preventing people forwarding 'Kalmadi jokes'."
"Prince Charles wants the Queen to come to India for CWG. That is his only chance to become the King."
Noted cartoonist Irfan Khan, who on Sep 23 inaugurated a very unique collection inspired by the Commonwealth Games mess, is not the only one to see a comic angle to the shameful ordeal.
Buzz up!
The mounting criticism against the Delhi Games has no doubt enraged the common man. This anger, however, has evolved into laughter for many.
Laughter therapy is after all the best anger management device.
Here are some jokes on Commonwealth Games, Suresh Kalmadi, Sports Minister MS Gill and Delhi Chief Minister Sheila Dikshit that cropped up on the internet:
"Ba ba Kalmadi, have you any shame. No sir, No sir, we are having a Common Loot Game. Crores for my partner, crores for the dame, crores for me too, for spoiling India's name!"
"Suresh Kalmadi walked into a bar. The bartender was still spraying pesticides over the barley plants. It was the best bar ever."
"Bhagwan Ram patched up with Allah so that the focus remains on KALMADI."
"A collapse a day keeps the athletes away." (Parody of the saying 'An Apple a day keeps the doctor away')
"AMAZING BUT TRUE: If you re-arrange the letters "Sir U made lakhs" you get "SURESH KALMADI!!!"
"Sheila Dixit to Kalmadi: Delhi badnaam hui darling tere liye!" (Using the famous song 'Munni Badnaam' from Bollywood movie 'Dabangg')
"Compromise proposal for Ayodhya: Let the Hindus construct a temple, but the project must be led by Kalmadi."
"Rain rain go away, Kalmadi wants to come out and play. Lyrics by MS Gill, sung by Mani Shankar Aiyar, music by AR Rahman"
"Gill calling himself a sports lover is like Shiney Ahuja declaring himself to be a feminist."
"Bulk SMS ban was for preventing people forwarding 'Kalmadi jokes'."
"Prince Charles wants the Queen to come to India for CWG. That is his only chance to become the King."
