lol
One fundamental assumption is that every British Pakistani will fight to the last Pakistani Pakistani.
Who are we to go against world opinion?
Yes, you have won a famous victory. Now you can go and jeer at your corner Patel shop with perfect justification. LOL.
NO!
FEARFUL!!
No.
A total figment of an overheated Pakistani establishment would hardly excite anybody.
We were told not to target Bradford until the Brexit processes were completed.
Nothing has stopped.
The Indian armed forces have already stated that they will react when they find it most convenient, and that operations are continuing.
Which part of that did you not understand?
An Urdu translation can be provided.
You say this in full awareness of the fact that he is under severe personal attack for favouring his cronies for benefits in the offset programme. Your awareness of Indian context is staggeringly thorough.
Of course, there is no possibility of an Indian counter-attack. And you are aware of information that nobody else is.
What a relief! That lets all of us off the hook (I presume you are using the British Pakistani definition of brain).
Hmm.
You do seem to spend most of your time laughing. When do you squeeze in school?
Remind me - how many Pakistani Lt Generals, and how many Indian? You do get the point, or does it have to be done the painful way? 
Ooer!
That sounded fierce. I wonder what it means.
oh dear. I will now spend sleepless nights thanks to your nightmare visions.
I wish I had been. My esteem for that gentleman has been climbing by leaps and bounds with his every post.
Sorry. I was unconscionably self-indulgent.
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Aap to mera jeena haram kar diye.
Bewafadari bewafai isi ko kehte hain.
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No wonder desis don't get ahead; too busy pulling each other down. There is no appreciation of creative word construction at all. The number of laughing out loud messages received - sheesh! I'm really hurt by this philistine attitude. What would Ghalib have written with such a hostile audience?)
. It depends on how willing you are to cooperate ... for Peace obviously. 
