A Few Jokes on Bongs ( Bengalis ) .... Environment Lightening ;)

[Urbanized Greyhound]

After all the Sardar jokes - Now it's the turn of the 'Bongs'!!!!

What do you call: A mad Bengali? ---- In Sen.

A dark Bengali who lives in a cave? ---- Kalidas Guha.

A Bengali mobster? -----Rob-in Gang-uli.

A perfumed Bengali? ----Chandan Dass

A Bengali goldsmith? ---- Shonar Bong-la.

What's bigger than the state of Bengal ? --- The Bay of Bengal .

An angry Bengali letter?--- Chitti-Chitti Bong Bong.

A talkative Bengali?---Bulbul Chatterjee.

An outlawed Bengali? --- Kanoon Banerjee or Bonduk Bannerjee.

An enlightened Bengali? ---- Jyoti Basu.

A stupid Bengali girl? --- Balika Buddhu.

A Bengali marriage? --- Bedding.

What do you call a Bengali who takes bribe? --- Mr. Ghoosh.

What does a ghati call a burping Bong? ---- Mukhopadhaya.

How does the Bong learn the alphabet?--- -A for Orange , B for Begetable... .

How does a Bong relax in the evening? ---- He goes to the Howrah Breej to get some Breej.

What does a Bong with a broken heart say?--- "My hurt is hearting"

And finally,

What do you call a Bengali who works? ---- A work of fiction


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