20 reasons Why Pakistan Is The Absolute Worst Place On Earth

dexter · Apr 23, 2015

20 reasons Why Pakistan Is The Absolute Worst Place On Earth

If you’ve been alive for more than a day, you know that Pakistan is a dangerous, crazy wild blast from the stone age. So, me and my friend Moebin Hafiz (who has travelled the country for his Travel Diaries) have set out to prove why Pakistan really is the worst place on earth.

1, The capital city is essentially a mud sack with a bonfire

Seriously, we could gag.

And again. Why would anyone want to see this?

2, It’s just plain ugly

The whole place is one giant wasteland.

It has the scenic beauty of a tin can. Eww!

3, The people are hideous

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Not a single hottie in sight. Mahira Khan, Iman Ali, Absullah Ejaz, Sheheryar Siddiqui, Abass Jaffri. They look so bad, it hurts.

4, Pakistani men are horrible human beings

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Abdul Sattar Edhi’s philanthropic efforts? Blah!
Unimpressive.

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Ansar Burney advocating for national and international human rights issues? Blah Blah!
Totally, utterly, completely unimpressive.

5, The ports? Pfft,

Via Travel Diaries

Hardly functional. Look at those ships. Pathetic!

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6, History? Pakistan doesn’t believe in preserving history

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The Badshahi Mosque? Yeah, nothing to see here.

7, The heritage sights are nothing special

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The Katasraj Temples? Remnants of an ancient civilisation? Meh.

8, The architecture is boring

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A hall of mirrors? Please. A bubble bath is more interesting.

9, Also, there is absolutely nothing special about the mosques

So unoriginal. We could cry

10, Their musical taste is abysmal

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It’s a traveler’s most boring nightmare. Nothing worth seeing. And absolutely NO mountain ranges worth trekking.
(Moebin even went looking for something to do. As you can see, he found nothing. Absolutely nothing.)

12, It is a nation of politically brainwashed, simpleminded zombies

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No one ever protests against corruption. This right here is not a student protest at a prominent university against the atrocities in Balochistan.

13, The film industry is primitive

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Cringe worthy

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And there is no acting talent

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No Pakistani film maker has ever won an oscar

Pakistani fashion designers are glorified tailors with no business sense

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After all, there’s a reason why the world doesn’t care about Pakistani fashion

15, The food is overcooked and unappetising

You might as well chew on cardboard.

And don’t even get us started about the desserts

16, All Pakistani politicians are drunk, feudal maniacs

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Yes. Every. Single. One.

17, They don’t have a sense of humour

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There are no politically satirical comedians in Pakistan

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Nope. None. Zero. Siphar.

dexter · Apr 23, 2015

18, All the women are oppressed and suicidal

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Sheesh, so tacky! We’d rather watch paint dry.

19, There are no exciting tourist spots

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Sheesh, so tacky! We’d rather watch paint dry.

20, And finally, Pathans are the worst of all

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Now that we’ve established that Pakistan is disgust personified, let’s also agree that in Pakistan, the north is particularly bad. Anyone with the slightest connection to KPK is crazy, ugly and has no talent beyond an AK 47. Proof, Imran Khan, Shahid Afridi, Jehangir and Jansher Khan, Marina Khan and Wiqar Ali Khan.

(On a serious note. Our attempt is inspired by the Iranian version, we believe that Iran is stunning.)

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