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    New Images Of TATA Kestrel Platform

    Why do I have the feeling that if I were to ask you whether Denim Jackets are still in vogue or not you'd be clueless but if I were to ask you what the radar cross section of an F22 Raptor is you'd be like 'Duhh...thats easy' ! :unsure:
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    Women will be 'exposed to evil' if permitted to drive, says Saudi grand mufti

    I suppose the real question is then : Who wears the pants in the family ? :what: If I were Techno I wouldn't trust decision making power to a professional gamer who got owned at Counter Strike by me 5 times in a row ! :smokin:
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    Pakistani corner

    Yes I know; I cycled all the way to the moon ! :smokin:
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    Pakistan coast-defence missile systems

    Busss kar deiii tu phareiii marnaaa; eik code likaa nahin jataa aur baaat kartaa haiii ! :tsk:
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    Video Gamers report in!

    You've got no chance ! :smokin: Yes please.....! :)
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    Pakistan’s ‘Quaker Oats Man’

    What we need is a Socialist Revolution to overthrow the bourgeois and set up the proletariat in their rightful place ! :smokin: Or did I muddle up the two terms again ! :undecided:
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    Video Gamers report in!

    Awww piglets are soooo cute ! :smitten: That hurt my feelings ! :cray: *Goes and starts to binge eat....one large calzone down another 10 pieces of chicken breasts to go* :o:
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    India is on the verge of astounding itself and the world: US

    Tu awaiiin khush ho rahaa haiii....the article says 'India' not 'East Pakistan' ! :unsure:
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    Video Gamers report in!

    Milady age has only added to your elegance and grace ! :agree: But also to your chubby cheeks and pot belly ! :tongue: Are those expansion packs ? :what: I'm completely illiterate when it comes to technology or tech lingo; heck I had to give away my Iphone 'cause I couldn't figure out...
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    Video Gamers report in!

    I used to when I was young; now not so anymore ! :( Otherwise how many DOTA, MOHAA, Counter Strike and C&C Generals games I had played...aaahhh far too many ! :tsk: Plus I'm a sucker for Star Wars so I've played the KOTOR I and II but not the Infinities ! :(
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    Atheist War Hero, serving Soldier

    Ask @Hypatia our resident philosopher ! :coffee:
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    India v Pakistan at Kolkata, Mar 19, 2016

    Why aren't there any bars in the UK that air cricket matches ? They're all showing the Rugby match ! :(
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    Atheist War Hero, serving Soldier

    Ever heard of Russell's teapot ? :unsure:
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    Nostradamus predicted Narendra Modi era, India's rise as a 'global master'!

    What ! :o: Thats it....we're not Brothers anymore ! :tsk:
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    Nostradamus predicted Narendra Modi era, India's rise as a 'global master'!

    A litre....haaa...don't make me laugh ! :lol: I'm much worse ! :ashamed:
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    Nostradamus predicted Narendra Modi era, India's rise as a 'global master'!

    Well I've got a beer belly and I don't even drink ! :unsure: Must be all them Colas and late night Takeaways ! :o:
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    Nostradamus predicted Narendra Modi era, India's rise as a 'global master'!

    Don't you drink it....don't you dare drink it. You know how you're like when you're tipsy ! :tsk: How many times have I had to carry you back home 'cause you nearly puked out your entrails at the Club and that to on the girls we were dancing with ! :hitwall: Come to think of it....how come a...
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    Nostradamus predicted Narendra Modi era, India's rise as a 'global master'!

    I'm used to drinking non alcoholic fruity malt beers and they taste fine. But this Becks Blue thing that I've recently started tastes like, what I would imagine, piss in a glass would taste like. :bad: I hate it....but I still like it...can't seem to figure out how that works ! :unsure:
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