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What kind of a proverb is that ? Peanuts are way...way better than Almonds ! :tsk: Aur Chaneiii kubb seh Peanuts ho gaiii ? :what:

What ? :o: Well to be fair you could do with loosing a few kilos of flab ! :undecided: So good keep it up ! :agree:

@Freyja - This seems like your kinda thing; have a mead pipeline installed in Norway ! :azn:

See back when I was still a padwan learner on this very forum...I was entirely respectable ! :agree: Heck I even manged to say a few intelligent things ! :o: Then I sobered up and realized that my life's calling is 'trolling' ! :D

Firstly - Why have you gone all miserly with the 'thanks' ! :angry: Secondly - But I'm the heart of every party ? :o: If I'm not around who do you think is going to be lighting up the dance floor ? :tsk: You ? :sarcastic: Well....hmmmn...actually you might be a better dancer than me ...

I invented trolling so I'm gifted....I know ! :smokin: Ain't that the truth @Freyja ? :azn:

I see whats happening here....you guys are having a party and I'm not invited ! :angry:

Reminds you of the Bhutto Era censorship ? :unsure: Milady you weren't even born till what 30 years after ? :undecided:

Milady you do realize that this is a forum visited by three kinds of people: military enthusiasts, keyboard warriors and then there are trolls like me ? :unsure: So I say ignore the keyboard warriors, learn a thing or two from the military enthusiasts and troll others with trolls like me ! :D...

Oi the nukes aren't there to threaten the US or Europe they're there to ensure Pakistan's safety viz a vie India - a country we share an acrimonious past and present with and which was responsible for dismembering Pakistan (with Soviet tacit support) in '71. Besides I get not threatening the...

Forgive the puerile ramblings of some of my countrymen; as you can see that the equally infantile jingoism of our Indian neighbors brings out the worst and never the best in us and vice versa. Our nukes exist wholly and solely to protect Pakistan and must never...ever...be used. Frankly the...

It's heartening to watch that but nonetheless we should treat our ethnic and religious minorities along with all vulnerable segments of the society such that they not only feel equal but priveleged members of our society for that and only that is the true measure of a society's...

We South Asians are brilliant when someone tells us what to do but when we're in the driving seat ourselves....we're shyte ! The Gora Sahib ruled us for 200 years because we don't have any self-respect and not an ounce of the desire required to progress as a region. What we do have is plenty of...

To change the topic completely - To be honest the Congress is funnier; they've practically blocked everything that Obama tried to accomplish and for what ? 'Cause the Republicans can't stomach a Black Man as the President of the United States ! :tsk:

Say what ? :o: You guys misunderstood us....when we talk about selling 'Da Bomb' we're referring to a new mojito and vodka mix that we've invented with a special secret ingredient ! :D So how did the delivery go ? :azn: Were the customers happy or were they as suspicious about your culinary...

Saving lives ? I thought Dr.Frankenstein created life....! :undecided:

But you have to accept that us Kashmiris are the crème de la crème of the lot ! :smokin: Except that we're short, we eat as if our lives depended on it and we tend to go bald rather early in life ! :undecided: And then to top it all up we've could somewhat helluva surnames which provide a...

Oh....I meant to say that Norwegian ladies are like the Valkyries ! :ashamed: They sure as hell look like sumo wrestler sized version of the Valkyries after they gain some weight ! :sarcastic:

Nah I don't think I'm gonna date a Norwegian babe 'cause "Norwegian" and "babe" is a contradiction in terms; but Danish ladies....now they deserve to be called 'babes' ! :ashamed:

Happy Birthday ! :)