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Say what ? Pfft....they used to call me the Loch Ness Monster ! :smokin:

Honest....I am a good swimmer ! :o: Better than you...I bet ! :smokin:

@HAIDER - You lost me at 'wife' ! :o: I thought you were a bachelor like the rest of us spending your waking days partying and your nights clubbing like there is no tomorrow...again like the rest of us ? :undecided:

I am a pretty good swimmer myself ! :smokin: But I haven't had a chance to swim for the past 5 years ! :(

As chubby as you are; you'd look like Jabba the Hutt going for a swim ! :P

Say what ? You've completely ignored me ! :tsk: Heck I let you guys win in East Pakistan 'cause @BDforever bribed me with a lifetime supply of Dacca Chilli Chicken ! :D

You can't silence the truth....the truth will win out one day...some day ! :mad: The world will know that Turks can't cook...one day ! :argh: Wait...I think they already know that ! :whistle:

Dunno I don't blame the British to be cautious of the Turks here in the UK; they haven't any culinary sense and are making British cuisine even more bland than usual ! :tsk: Someone needs to tell both the Turks and the British that there is something in this world called 'spices' that people...

That trooper looks as if hes contaminating radioactive sausages ! :undecided:

I've got friends from Hunza and Shigar but I've never had the opportunity to go to Gilgit-Baltistan ! :( By the way I was shocked when they told me that residents of GB aren't allowed to vote in elections for the national assembly ! :o: I dunno what would it take for the Federal Government...

Baltee Bhai...humein bhiii kabhiii invite kar liyaa karein ? :(

Hmmn...Malgus the Madrasi ! :undecided: It has a nice ring to it...maybe the ladies will like it ! :unsure:

So @Sven @Freyja Sweden didn't win....I was rooting for Sweden at the Eurovision ! :( But it would've been weird if Australia had won....its not even in Europe ! :undecided: Heck the US and Canada are more European than Australia if you think about it ! :lol:

You know you might not be too wrong on that count ! :undecided: When I met @Freyja I was hoping to meet a delicate Norwegian flower ! :kiss3: What I met was her :o:

I dunno any manly things anymore; I think @Freyja has broken me ! :o:

Get outta here...bald girls look so cute ! :smitten: And Natalie Portman looked absolutely awesome with that look ! :smokin:

Go for this look :azn: :

I thought we were your best ally ? :( I feel so unloved and unwanted right now ! :cry:

Wait are you telling me that those weren't your false teeth in the bathroom the other day ? :o:

Thats no way to speak to your elders...missy ! :angry: Elders and betters...that is ! :smokin: :tongue: