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Hey these are meant to be jokes. They were not directed at anyone. Im sorry if i have offended you or anyone else as that was not my intention. Like i said in my first post, i am very bored at work today so i was expecting people to post some jokes but no one seems interested so i posted afew...

Thanks bro. I'm glad you liked it. Heres another one, although i do not find it as funny as my work colleagues do! ------------------------------------------------- INSTALLING A HUSBAND Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a...

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before...

Hey so many views and not a single response? Gosh is this joke really that lame?? I can't believe i am the only one who found it funny! LOL Don't you guys have any funny jokes please?? Okay you're stuck with my silly jokes for now then... Here are some 'Romantic Poems' - I know they are...

Hey peeps, I am at work and very bored! Anyone got some funny jokes please?? Please make sure they are not racist though! Apologies if theres already a similiar post to this! Here is one that i found hilarious (sorry ladies, i know its alil sexist)... ........................ I never...

Salam, Hey please read my reply on the following post if you already havent done so... PEACE TV scholar abuses Pakistan Thanks :) Zaf

Thank you Sir. I appreciate your comments :) I've read atleast couple of posts similiar to this one,which really upset me, so I thought i best finally put my opinions across and clarify this as much as i can from my point of view! Normally when i write a post, the topic kind of closes...

I think there are quite afew confused people on here!! It really saddens me to read some of the comments made by my own fellow Muslims and Pakistanis which are indirectly against Islam!! I could understand if these comments were being made by the non-muslims and especially the indians on this...

Haha thanks! Hey whats with this "chip on the shoulder" thing, a couple of people have raised on here. I don't get it! lol

Seriously, are you guys feeling left out or something?? Are you looking for some love and sympathy!:rofl: This is not about the pakistani public not liking anyone other than the chinese! So please stop going off topic. After all this thread is about China's major allies. Alot of you were...

sour grapes.........

Firstly, I know the pakistani public better than you!! Secondly, yes i am speaking about ground reality here! I have never come across a single pakistani in my life who had anything bad to say about china but just praise, and rightly so!! ---------- Wow why are the indians so surprised by...

hmm do i sense a hint of jealousy there! :p only kidding hehehe Oceanx, if you dont mind me asking, are you a gal btw?

Well done pal... Ignore everyone else's advice about being careful. Just be yourself, You have managed it for 1000+ posts so im sure you will be fine. keep up the good work! :) :china::pakistan:

I am totally surprised by the jealousy i am reading in these posts, towards china! Just wanted to clarify couple of things... 1) Everyone in the world knows and accepts that china is a rising superpower! It is inevitable and it is only a matter of time before china will overtake the USA...

Really?!? Thanks for pointing that out einstein!! Obviously they are here to make decisions hence why i am 'surprised' by their decision on this occasion to allow you to post that!!

Isn't that discriminatory?? And dare i mention it, a touch racist?? I am surprised this is being allowed to be posted!

huh? That doesnt make sense to me! :p lol

With all due respect, what kind of a rubbish response is that??! You are the one who raised the issue of women abuse but only concentrated on muslim countries but ignored others.....hmmm lets say for example, india! You are quick to point the finger at muslim countries but fail to look at...

Hey, how are u? is evrythng ok? :) btw where in pak u from plz? :) thanks zaf x