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Indian air force grounds fighter jets after crash The Indian Air Force (IAF) has grounded its entire fleet of Sukhoi fighter jets after one crashed during a routine training exercise in Rajasthan state. All 100 such planes have been grounded as the IAF carries out "precautionary checks"...

3 women are stuck on an desert island. Two are brunette, and one is blonde. Sudenly a genie appears, and grants each of them one wish. The first burnette says "i want a boat so i can go back to my country", so a boat appears and she sets off. The second brunette says "i want a helicopter...

There's a plane flying over the Atlantic, and on board are David Beckham, George Bush, Jay-Z, a holy man and a young schoolboy. Suddenly the plane goes into a nose - dive, and the pilot announces over the intercom that everybody needs to bail out with a parachute as the plane will crash in...

I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger...

Oh you will be surprised! Most do not become senior members because they cross the line so much to the extent that the moderators have no choice but to ban them! No offence but I think myself and others have come to accept that you guys love whinging! Theres always something or another you...

Jesus christ and the holy goat! some of the comments you guys post really do baffle me! There are trillions of you who are anti-pakistani on this site even though it is meant to be a PAKISTANI forum. There are only a handful of genuine pakistanis, like Jana, who post regularly on this site...

What the....! You finished? Do you feel good now? :rofl: You can try and hide behind 'diplomacy' but nothing will justify your cowardliness no matter how much you try and twist it around... so just get over it!

I am barely sitting down when I hear a voice from the other stall saying: "Hi, how are you?" I'm not the type to start a conversation or fraternize in men's rooms at a rest stop but, I don't know what got into me, so I answer, somewhat embarrassedly: "Not bad!" And the other guy says...

Whoops that was meant to be a private message! lol Sorry! How i delete it? :(

Hey, How are you? I just sent you an email. I also emailed your sister but she didnt get back to me yet lol Hope to hear from you soon, Thanks Zaf

I love your reply brother. It is straight to the point and very honest IMO. I could not have explained it any better myself! :) Well done :tup:

Wow yes you probably are the youngest here :)

ooow do i sense some fear from our neighbours now??! :rofl: We will do whatever it takes to protect our beloved country! Even, if in the worse case scenario if that means taking the whole of pakistan out with india!! :chilli: Btw, personally i feel any war (limitied or extended!) between...

Fear? What fear? Who is scared?? :rofl: Muslims are never scared of anyone. We chase death where as most of you guys try and run away from death!! Normally you guys generalise and label us all as terrorists and now you contradict and say we have fear! Make your minds up guys!! :rofl: I've...

As i said before mate...I understand afew people may get easily offended by some of the jokes, which is why i wrote the short warning within the title of the post! Anyway, once again i apologise if you found any posts offensive as that was not my intention. But with all due respect, you should...

Ladies, Read Only The First Part – Men, The Rest A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes." The woman freed...

A lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address!!!! A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult...

Apologies mate. It is meant to be all in jest though. I understand there may be the odd person who may find it offensive hence why i included the following in the title of the post: Not for the easily offended!

Thanks bro. That was quite similiar to the one i posted...i prefer my version of it though :P

Yep i definitely did! so sorry! LOL