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    Tips for flirting

    I've not come across 'emo' term in England before. Is this mainly used in pakistan/amercia or something?? Btw is this same or similiar to what we call hippies??
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    Tips for flirting

    I think the tips kinda give it away! lolzz
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    Tips for flirting

    :rofl::rofl::rofl: Hahaha i cant stop laughing at the 'tips' given in this thread! lol I gotta admit, atleast you guys try! hahaha I take it most of you guys are single? lol :p
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    India is getting ready to fight China and Pakistan simultaneously: Indian Army chief

    I only had the chance to read the article today - I must admit it really did put a smile on my face. I am trying my best to keep a straight face but it is impossible! :rofl::rofl::rofl: I think either the morale in the indian army must be extremely low or the indian general is desperately in...
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    Pakistan's new tank near China 99G

    Palestinians?? Should that be Pakistanis?? lol
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    Pakistan's new tank near China 99G

    Palestinians?? Should that be pakistanis?? lol
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    Solve A Riddle.

    The answer to the first riddle, starting with the base word is.... Startling - starting - staring - string - sting - sing - sin - in - I The second answer is...Smiles (there is a mile between the two S's) !!!
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    Solve A Riddle.

    So anyone know the answers to these? I am finishing work soon so will post the answer within 10/15 mins, unless someone gets it right :) The first one is pretty difficult. The answer to the second riddle is actually quite a small word!!
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    Solve A Riddle.

    I was in two minds to post that as i thought it was alil easy! But well done! :)
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    Solve A Riddle.

    Are you having a laugh?? Lol anyway that is not the answer to this riddle! :)
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    Solve A Riddle.

    What is... The beginning of eternity The end of time and space The beginning of every end, And the end of every place The answer is the letter 'e'
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    Solve A Riddle.

    Here are a couple of riddles i remember my teacher told us back in the good old days! They are alil lame but oh well.... Hopefully the answer will not be on google for these!! lol 1) There is a common English word that is nine letters long. Each time you remove a letter from it, it still...
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    Solve A Riddle.

    The surgeon is his mum?? :S
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    Friday Humour (Not for the easily offended!)

    -------------------------------------------------------------------- A boy asks his dad "what is politics?" His dad replies "well, put it this way. Your mum spends money, so she's the government. I make the money, so I'm the management. The maid works for a living, and she's the working class...
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    Friday Humour (Not for the easily offended!)

    And more... ------------------------------------------------- God looks down and notices that Adam is all alone while all the animals have companions, so he decides to create a companion for man as well. He comes to see Adam and says to him, "Adam, you are my greatest creation and...
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    Friday Humour (Not for the easily offended!)

    Here are afew more... ----------------------------------------- When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in...
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    Friday Humour (Not for the easily offended!)

    I must admit there are afew jokes there that i did not find remotely funny either! lol
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    Friday Humour (Not for the easily offended!)

    Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." "I see millions and millions...
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    Friday Humour (Not for the easily offended!)

    Hey, did no one like this joke?? Am i the only one who found it hilarious then?! lol Anymore, funny jokes guys? I've still got another few hours left to kill at work, before i finish today :'(
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    Friday Humour (Not for the easily offended!)

    Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned." Priest: "What have you done my child?" Girl: "I called a man a son of a b#tch." Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a b#tch?" Girl: "Because he touched my hand." Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand) Girl: "Yes father."...
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