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Sir with all due respect i would like to know why this is not a pointless rant while this is- :undecided: sir i am a novice in forum and stuff. :wave:

It was never our intention sir .:angel:.and what is the use of land when we lost brothers like u and sis like jana,emo girl,owasis osm..(cant spell:P).we could have bashed americans or british together. :cry: :tup: but sir we should never be too confident even mr jinnah was proved wrong in...

ATHEIST CLUB:bounce: i'd like to know all the atheist in this forum and their thoughts.:tup:

holy .... :cheesy: :blink: nah i love my gal :kiss3: (:whistle:she is hot though)

But sir what about the thousands of women who do want to take part in beauty paegents.:undecided:

An Irishman, a Mexican and a blonde guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this building." The...

even i did not find it remotely funny either- mr_cool

WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM A man needs to loose weight desperately .....nothing is working for him. One day he sees this ad in the newspaper: WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM. "Guaranteed!!!" Yeah right!" he thought to himself. But desperate, he calls them up and subscribes to the 3-day, 10 pound weight...

even i did not find it remotely funny either mr_cool

A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry," she said, "stand in the corner." She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder. "Don't move until I tell you," she said, " pretend you're a statue." "What's this?" the husband...

even i did not find it remotely funny either mr_cool

even i did not find it remotely funny either mr_cool

AUTO REPAIR A blonde pushes her car into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, "What's the story?" He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor." She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"

Another golf story A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them is playing as well as they want to, so they decide to take private lessons. The husband has his lesson first. After the pro sees his swing, he says, "No, no, no, You are gripping the club way too hard!"...

even i did not find it remotely funny either mr_cool

even i did not find it remotely funny either mr_cool

Engine Trouble Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the Captain announced, "One of the engines has failed and the flight will be an hour longer. But don't worry, we have three engines left." Thirty minutes later, the Captain announced, "One...

airplane conversation A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed...

A plane is on its way to Detroit when a blonde woman in economy class gets up and moves into an open seat in the first class section. The flight attendant watches her do this, and politely informs the woman that she must sit in economy class because that's the type of ticket she paid for...