HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! EPIC!!
On a serious note, I agree with this. Even Buddha got enlightment while pottying on an Indian Railways track somewhere near Gaya.
1 Pakistani soldier can beat 50 Malyalam soldiers...
But 1 Malayalee police man can roundhouse kick a 1000 Pakistani soldiers.
Ques: How do you guys manage that accent?
Ans: We guys manage that accent because we are awesome.
Ques: Why do you guys get PHD, come to Dubai?
Ans: We come to Dubai...